Monday, October 7, 2013

Snickers. Fudge.

I honestly have no idea from where this recipe originated. 
I try my very best to give credit where credit is due concerning recipes I share. However, in this case I've had it copied down on scratch paper for so long I can't remember where I found it. Maybe Pinterest? Facebook? A cookbook? A magazine? Who knows. Point being, I did not create this recipe.
So if you are reading this and thinking to yourself "that shameless hussy has stolen my recipe" please accept my apologies in advance. But also know that my taste buds thank you a million times over....as do the taste buds of everyone who's ever put this decadent concoction in their collective mouths.

This is, quite possibly, one of THE BEST sweet treats I've ever tasted. It's like a Snickers bar married peanut butter fudge and had a baby. A baby you can't stop eating. 

Make this fudge now. I'm not joking. 

...and you're welcome.


This fudge is built in layers (like a Snickers) so each layer gets created and refrigerated...then the next is added on top and refrigerated, etc. 

First Layer
1 cup milk chocolate chips
1/4 cup butterscotch chips
1/4 cup peanut butter
Lightly spray a 9x13 baking pan with cooking spray. Over medium heat, melt milk chocolate chips, peanut butter and butterscotch chips in a small saucepan. 
Stir together until completely melted and smooth, then pour into the baking pan. Spread mixture evenly with a spatula then refrigerate to set.

Second Layer
4 Tablespoons of butter
1 cup granulated sugar
1/4 cup evaporated milk
1 1/2 cups marshmallow cream
1/4 cup peanut butter
1 teaspoon vanilla
1 1/2 cups chopped salted peanuts
Melt butter over medium-high heat in a pan. Add sugar and evaporated milk and bring to a boil.
Cook for 5 minutes, stirring constantly. Remove from heat and quickly mix in marshmallow cream, peanut butter and vanilla. Add peanuts to mixture...and spread over first layer. Refrigerate until set.

Third Layer
14 oz. package of caramel cubes
1/4 cup heavy cream
Melt caramels and heavy cream over low heat until smooth. Pour over first two layers and spread until even. Refrigerate until set.

Fourth Layer (same as First)
1 cup milk chocolate chips
1/4 cup butterscotch chips
1/4 cup peanut butter
Over medium heat, melt milk chocolate chips, peanut butter and butterscotch chips in a small saucepan.  Stir together until completely melted and smooth, then pour over caramel layer.

Refrigerate for at least 1 hour before serving.


Tuesday, July 23, 2013

Skinny Chunky Monkey Cookies

3 ripe bananas
2 cups quick oats
1/4 cup peanut butter
1/4 cup cocoa powder
1/3 cup unsweetened applesauce
1 tsp vanilla

Mash the bananas, and combine with all of the other ingredients. Allow to sit for 20 minutes.

Drop by spoonful onto an ungreased cookie sheet.

Bake at 350 preheated oven for 10-12 minutes and ENJOY.



Cucumber Salad

Cool as a cucumber? Indeed, if you are this dish. So simple...and so good.

Combine:

1 large cucumber, sliced
1 tsp sea salt
1 tsp finely chopped onion
1 tsp fresh chopped dill
1 tsp vinegar (I used apple cider vinegar)
1 tsp sugar
1 large dollop (about 1 1/2 TBSP light sour cream)

Allow to sit in the refrigerator for at least an hour to let the favors combine.





Stuffed Chopped Steak

This is very simple - 2 components and a little love.

4-5 Chopped Steaks
6 oz. box of stuffing mix

Oh...and toothpicks.

Go ahead and prepare your stuffing according to the directions on the box, but add more moisture to the mix than it requires (I put extra butter in mine, but you can also just add extra water).

Take each piece of steak and put a generous spoonful of stuffing in the center. Pack it in tightly.
Then roll the steak up over the stuffing, closing with a toothpick.


In a skillet, heat 2-3 tsp of oil (I used olive oil). Sear on all sides (don't completely cook it).


Remove from pan and leave the dripping. Now we're making gravy.

Take some diced onion ( I used about 1/2 of a medium)
2 cups beef broth
2 heaping Tbsp. flour

In the remaining pan drippings, sauté the onion. When soft, add the flour and cook until the onions are done and brown. Add in the broth and let the favors marry and thicken, about 5 minutes.

Return the steak to the gravy mixture, spooning the gravy over the steak. Cover and let the steak finish in the gravy for 10 minutes.


Serve over a bed of extra stuffing and try not to eat too much. :)



Stuffed Chopped Steak, Cucumber Salad and Cookies....oh my!

Sometimes surfing the web when I'm hungry can be downright dangerous. It makes me want to spend hours in the kitchen making every dish I've seen that day, or to pull out my recipe book and start on page 1 and work my way to the end. Ah who am I kidding. I love to cook. And today I just decided I wanted to get my chops (no pun intended) worked back up after a hiatus of being lazy.



For dinner tonight I made a Stuffed Chopped Steak. The was SO easy to make and SO good. Have you ever eaten a dish and had so much of it that even though you're so full you could pop, you still keep eating...all the while thinking "whyyyy am I still eating this?" Because it was GOOD. Chopped steak is one of the most economically friendly types of beef so his dish is also great if you're looking to cut costs or feed a lot of people. 

Accompanying the main event were Mashed Red Potatoes, Green Beans and Cucumber Salad
A word about the Cucumber Salad...well two words: nom nom. This is such a light, creamy delicious salad...so simple to make. 


To finish this meal, as if there were any room left in my belly...was Skinny Chunky Monkey Cookies. These are actually made with good ingredients: no sugar, no dairy, no flour. And they are fantastic. The way I look at it, if you eat a "skinny" dessert, (or drink a diet soda with your meal) it negates the rest of the meal's calories, right? ;)






Saturday, March 23, 2013

Pepperoni Mozzarella Egg Rolls


12 pieces of string cheese
12 egg roll wrappers
36 slices of pepperoni
Oil for deep frying
Marinara or pizza sauce for dipping

Take one egg roll wrapper and place 3-5 slices of pepperoni diagonally in the center. Lay the string cheese on top. Fold the corners of the wrapper over cheese ends. Fold the bottom corner over the cheese and pepperoni and roll up until filling is tightly sealed. Wet the edges of the wrapper with water to seal. Repeat with 11 remaining wrappers.

In a skillet heat oil to 375 degrees and fry sticks a few at a time for 30-60 seconds on each side until browned. Drain on paper towels. Serve with sauce for dipping.















Tuesday, March 19, 2013

Shepherd Pie

I like to call Tuesday's "Chopped Tuesday". Tuesday is when they run marathon episodes of the greatest show ever (Chopped, of course) back to back and then hit you with a new episode. Bliss.

Also, I am the cheapest person on the planet. I hate to waste ANYTHING, whether its expiring food or leftovers. Ergo, I try to pull some crazy meal out of the fridge and pantry and use it up.

This week we had a lot of Colcannon from the St. Paddy's Day feast, but very little corned beef left. (Only enough left for a proper sandwich) I already made Boxty (Irish potato cakes) this morning, and by golly I'm using ALL of it. Enter Michael Symon's Shepherd Pie

You'll need:

4 cups of mashed potatoes
*I used 2 cups of Colcannon and boiled/mashed 2 more
1 Tablespoon Butter
2 Tablespoons Olive Oil
1 Yellow Onion (minced)
2 cloves Garlic (minced)
2 Carrots (diced)
2 Lb Ground Beef
Salt
1 Tablespoon Flour
1 cup Beef Stock
3 sprigs Thyme (leaves only)
2 cups peas (I didn't use the peas)

Instructions:

Preheat oven to 350.

Heat the butter and olive oil in a large cast iron skillet over medium-high heat. Add the onion, carrots, and garlic, and cook until softened, about 5 minutes. Add the ground beef and season with salt, breaking up, until browned, about 10 minutes. Mix in the flour, stock, thyme and peas into the mixture. Pipe mashed potatoes over top.

Bake until mashed potatoes are golden brown in parts, about 30 minutes. Mash together with butter. Let cool slightly before serving. Finish with parsley.

Now you have the recipe, allow me to share that this dish was absolutely delicious. Except for one thing. I screwed it up.
As I'm cooking this dish I kept thinking "man this is awfully runny...but maybe it will cook out". Finally I decided to re-read the recipe to see if I added too much of something to make it so loose.

And there it was.

There are TWO pounds of meat in this dish. Not ONE, as I prepared. Lol...

Oh well. Live and learn. It was still tasty, even if it wasn't as pretty as Chef Symon's version. ;)










Colcannon Boxty Potato Cakes

Ingredients:

2 cups Colcannon
1 small potato
3/4 c up flour
1 tsp salt
1/4 tsp pepper
1 egg
1/2 c up milk
1 cup vegetable oil


Directions:

Take about 2 cups of prepared Colcannon and set aside in a bowl. Grate a small, peeled uncooked potato into the mix (you can also use frozen hash browns if you have them).

Add flour, salt and pepper; mix well. Stir in milk and egg to form a batter.

In a large skillet, heat oil over medium heat. Drop batter from a tablespoon into the hot oil, and cook 3-4 minutes on each side; drain on a paper towel. Transfer to your serving dish and serve with sour cream. Bet you can't eat just one!








Breakfast Popovers

For whatever reason, I came up with this recipe this morning out of the blue. I guess you could say it was meant to be. (Yeah, meant to be in mah belly!)

Here's what you need:


Turkey Sausage (pre-cooked)
Egg Beaters
Swiss Laughing Cow spread
Reduced Fat Crescent Rolls (I had already popped the can before I remembered to take the picture. Oops!)


Chop 3 sausage patties into bite-sized pieces and combine with 3 wedges of Laughing Cow.
Add 1/2 cup of Egg Beaters and combine.
Salt and pepper to taste.


Place a dollop of the mixture in a crescent and fold up the sides (important to note: make sure the mixture is fully contained in the dough, as the Egg Beaters will run out)





Pop those bad boys in a pre-heated 375 degree oven and bake for 12-15 minutes.




I just made 4 of these but had mixture leftover (no more crescents, though) it would probably make about 6-8.

St. Patrick's Day Feast

St. Patrick's Day has always been a big holiday in my family. I have memories of listening to Celtic music all day while the delicious smells from the kitchens of various family members would waft throughout the house. The parades, the gatherings...it's all a big deal to me and a tradition I hope to continue with my own Irish baby. (A fine wee lass, she is).



This year is the "year of the blog" and I decided when I was cooking the big meal I would share the recipes with you.

I made Corned Beef and Cabbage in the slow cooker - am-AH-zing by the way. SO tender and juicy. My mouth is watering thinking about it. (Click the link for the recipe.)

In addition to Corned Beef, I also made Colcannon (which is mashed potatoes with cabbage and green onion) and Traditional Irish Soda Bread. Both came out spot-on tasty and we ate until our bellies could hold no more.


Irish Soda Bread

Upon researching traditional Irish recipes for St. Patrick's Day, I came across the website www.sodabread.info that gave some very interesting facts:

"All recipes for traditional soda bread contain flour, baking soda, sour milk (buttermilk) and salt. That's it!!!

This was a daily bread that didn't keep long and had to be baked every few days. It was not a festive "cake" and did not contain whisky, candied fruit, caraway seeds, raisins (add raisins and it becomes "spotted dog" not to be confused with the pudding made with suet of the same name), or any other ingredient.

There are recipes for those types of cakes but they are not the traditional soda bread eaten by the Irish daily since the mid 19th century.

Here are a few basic recipe. Note that measurements below are in American standards. (An Irish teaspoon is not the same as an American teaspoon measurement.)

Note for New Bakers: a fluid cup contains 8 ounces of liquid. A dry ingredient cup contains around 4 ounces by weight. Don't use a liquid measuring cup for dry ingredients. Tsp means Teaspoon.

Of course our great grandmothers just grabbed a handful of this and a pinch of that to make their bread. We modern bakers need help since we don't do it every day."

Interesting isn't it? All this time I though soda bread was supposed to have raisins! Lets make some the old school way, shall we?

Ingredients:

4 cups (16 oz) of all purpose flour.
1 Teaspoon baking soda
1 Teaspoon salt
14 oz of buttermilk

Directions:

Preheat the oven to 425 F. degrees. Lightly grease and flour a cake pan.

In a large bowl sieve and combine all the dry ingredients.

Add the buttermilk to form a sticky dough. Place on floured surface and lightly knead (too much allows the gas to escape)

Shape into a round flat shape in a round cake pan and cut a cross in the top of the dough.

Cover the pan with another cake pan and bake for 30 minutes (this simulates the bastible pot). Remove cover and bake for an additional 15 minutes.

The bottom of the bread will have a hollow sound when tapped so show it is done.

Cover the bread in a tea towel and lightly sprinkle water on the cloth to keep the bread moist.


Colcannon

Ingredients:

1 pound cabbage
1 pound potatoes
2 green onion (or leeks or scallions)
1 cup milk
salt and pepper to taste
1/2 cup butter

Directions:

In a large saucepan, boil cabbage until tender; remove and chop or blend well. Set aside and keep warm. Boil potatoes until tender. Remove from heat and drain.

Chop green onions, green parts as well as white, and simmer them in just enough milk to cover, until they are soft.

Season and mash potatoes well. Stir in cooked green onions and milk. Blend in the cabbage and heat. Make a well in the center and pour in the melted butter. Mix well.


Slow Cooker Corned Beef and Cabbage

Ingredients:

4 large carrots, peeled and cut into pieces
10 baby red potatoes, quartered
1 onion, peeled and cut into bite-sized pieces
4 cups water
1 (4 pound) corned beef brisket with spice packet
6 ounces beer*
1/2 head cabbage, chopped

*Note: do NOT use stout - trust me. It makes the vegetables taste horrible, especially the carrots.

Directions:

Place the carrots, potatoes, and onion into the bottom of a slow cooker, pour in the water, and place the brisket on top of the vegetables. Pour the beer over the brisket. Sprinkle on the spices from the packet, cover, and set the cooker on Low.

Cook the brisket for about 8 hours. An hour before serving, stir in the cabbage and cook for 1 more hour.



My secret weapon....  Sam Adams!



Thursday, March 14, 2013

Quick and Easy Calzones

Since I waited until 5:00pm to start thinking about dinner, I had to pull something out of my bag of tricks pronto. The Tot does not do well when her schedule is compromised. And when the Tot isn't happy...well, you know the rest.

I pulled all of these ingredients from my pantry and fridge, and I would recommend you do the same. I used refrigerated pizza dough because I had it, but feel free to make it from scratch if you feel feisty.

Here's what you need:


2 cups of shredded mozzarella cheese (8 oz. or 1 bag)
1/2 cup ricotta cheese (you can also use cottage cheese)
1/4 cup basil
1/4 cup plus about 4 TBSP Parmesan cheese
1 can refrigerated pizza dough at room temp (it's harder to work with cold)
All-purpose flour for dusting
1 large egg
*1 TBSP breadcrumbs
Marinara sauce for dipping
Your favorite toppings (onions, green pepper, sausage)- I used turkey sausage, chopped

1. Preheat oven to 425 and line a baking pan with foil
*spray foil with Pam - trust me on this. It's almost impossible to get off the foil without it!
2. Make the filling.
Mix mozzarella, ricotta, Parmesan, breadcrumbs and basil until well combined. 
*NOTE: I recently read in Food Network Magazine that you need to add the breadcrumbs to the ricotta because of the moisture. If you omit this, it makes the dough inside a little soggy.


Divide the pizza dough into 4 equal pieces. Roll out each piece on a floured surface into a 7 or 8 inch round.




Spoon 1/4 of the filling and your toppings onto one half of the round. (Leave about 1/2 inch spaced edge). Take your egg (beaten) and brush the edges of the dough. Fold the dough over to seal and crimp the edges with a fork. Brush the calzones with the rest of the egg and cut two small slits in the top of each for venting steam. Sprinkle the calzones with remaining Parmesan and bake until golden brown, about 18-20 minutes.








Serve with warm marinara sauce in the side and enjoy.

Monday, March 4, 2013

Spicy Black Bean "Burgers" with Chipotle-Mayo

It's the first Meatless Monday in our house, since its inception, that my husband has been home to partake with us. A self-proclaimed "carnivore", Dear Husband was leery and less than excited for dinner. As such, I knew I had to find a recipe that would knock his socks off. I searched my vast resources until I found this recipe that would at least give the illusion of a burger and fries dinner. :). You can find the original recipe HERE.




Ingredients:

For the Spicy Chipotle Mayo:
3 1/2 tbsp light mayonnaise (I used Miracle Whip Light)
1 TBSP canned chipotle in adobo sauce

For the Black Bean Burgers:

16 oz can black beans, rinsed and drained
1/2 red bell pepper, cut into 2 inch pieces
1/2 cup chopped scallions (I used green onions)
3 TBSP chopped cilantro
3 cloves garlic, minced
1 jumbo egg
1 TBSP cumin
1/4 to 1/2 tsp kosher salt
1 tsp hot sauce
1/2 cup quick oats
4 whole wheat buns
1 small avocado, sliced thin

Combine chipotle and mayonnaise and let chill in refrigerator to let flavors marry.


Dry the beans well after washing (extra moisture keeps the burgers from sticking). In a medium bowl, mash beans with a fork until thick and pasty.


In a food processor, finely chop bell pepper, cilantro, onion, and garlic, then add oats, then egg and spices. Then stir into mashed beans.
Divide mixture into four patties (using slightly oiled hands helps) and place them onto a flat surface covered with wax paper. (If it's too wet, chill the mixture 30 minutes in the refrigerator or add another tablespoon of oats)




Freeze at least 2 hours before cooking or keep frozen until ready to cook.
Heat a lightly sprayed skillet to medium heat and cook frozen burgers about 7 minutes on each side.







I added the chipotle mayo and avocado slices to the burger, then served it with sweet potato fries. Dinner was a HIT and Dear Husband even suggested added it into our "regular rotation". Because Dear Husband was such a good sport, I even got him non-dairy vegan chocolate ice cream for dessert. ;)